Blondes Have More Fun?
Shower Watch...88-10...Yes...out of 88 showering possibilities only 12 0f have showered...Me everytime (7 Matches) and Big AL in the 3 he played with me the other showerer was of course another Pom. To test the theory I have left a piece of soap in the home ground showers...it remains unshrunken after 8 weeks...!!!
The Sparkling soapAny how, what a week.We lost the Ashes at Perth...I was there with my lad James and it was hot (52 degrees C...126 Farenheight) and horrible...god how the Aussies love to rub it in...not like us sporting Brits...........
Now herein lies a problem as regular readers will have noticed I have taken the P**s bigtime out of the Aussies (bless em...not the brightest bunch) taking on silly bets along the way.....one of which was dyeing my hair Shane Warne blonde if we lost.....I will publish the results shortly...
I am half way through my latest Match we bowled the opposition out for 180 ish (Gill 3-25) and next week need to chase the total to win...NO WORRIES MATE.
We attended on day four and sat on the famous mound the temperature in the ground hit 52 degrees. Rather like being sat inside your average oven. However when English wickets fell it felt like a pressure cooker. On the plus side James got lots of autographs and we both met lots of shell shocked poms who proceded to joke sing and generally prove that Brits really don't take themselves..(or their Cricket team) too seriously.
Any way the Aussie lifestyle is generally healthy and as you can see my fitness regime has paid off...
Australians do however love to socialise and drink and the effects of Alcohol on families and Children should not be taken lightly...
Christmas promises to be both strange... (40 degrees and down the beach) ....and lonely without family and friends. So all of you enjoy your loved ones and have a little drink and think of the Gills out here...in their pool or Jacuzzi, faced with a Christmas sunbathing session that would be swapped for a drizzly December day in your company...
Love The Gills
posted by Stew Gill @ 10:04 PM
8 Comments
8 Comments:
Bring on Saturday - Should be a good chase - a good 30 odd runs to go with your 3 wickets - should net you man of the match.
Hey Crapper, just a heads up mate, no one in Aust rates 3wickets or 30's in a game that's why you lost the ashes again!!!!!!!, by the way we aren't that silly to use the soap you placed, but the one in your shower bag I used to wash my Butt Crack, then placed back in your kit.Is that a pimple on your face???
Yes, I scored 17. I think I should get a batting promotion to number 10.
Pummell for Australia...ditch Langer Now
The reason aussies dont shower in the clubrooms is we have a home to shower in. Still I guess you are atleast having a weekly shower.
Methinks he doth protest too much
Whoever said "Pummell for Australia" is a gun.
Bring on Saturday - Should be a good chase - a good 30 odd runs to go with your 3 wickets - should net you man of the match.
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